"Where are you going?"
"It may be hard to explain but if you ever get there, come find me and nothing would ever pull us apart."
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
This is important because reasons.
i am screaming
I just really like cats, okay?
if you look through my selfie tags you could probably find two pics of it
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.