Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
#THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
doesn’t play well with others
they wrote on my back
fixed on my skin
after they try to erased carved notes
on the inside of my legs
and my arms
deep inside, my rib cage
trying to hold these
untouched arches
together
so that at least i have
my organs left
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
(Source: oowllovee)
ha ha
my friend was trying to set me up with some dude bein all like
“o u looking for bf? u should meet my friend (name) u 2 would be cute”
why friend? pls tell me what the point is
date someone i actually have never met before
even the word
date
gross
relationships. gross. yucky. what am i gonna do with that
am i gonna like, be betting money to see how soon it takes for him to cheat
or hit me or worse
like 90% of my previous relationships
bc men are unreliable scum, only meant for bonin
bone n go
jus go